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$6.00 won 4 votes

I don't know why most people think a dog's life is so easy.

Every time I come home from work, I ask my dog how his day went.

He always says, "Rough!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "detour00" |
2 votes

A mother walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I would like vitamins for my son."

"Vitamin A, B or C?" the pharmacist asked.

It doesn't matter," the mother replied. "He can't read yet."

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.

"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.

Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"

"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |