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I went into my local bookstore and asked for a book on turtles.

"Hardback?" the assistant asked.

"Yes," I replied, “with little heads too.”

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If a gang of robbers dove into a swimming pool...

Would that cause a crime wave?

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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Which runs faster, HOT or COLD?

HOT because anyone can catch a COLD.

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