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Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?

Pencils confused him... "2B or not to 2B?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A customer called his car-rental company and said he needed a tow. The driver named the highway where he was stranded, but he didn't know the make of the car he was driving.

The representative asked for a more detailed description beyond "a blue four-door sedan".

After a pause, the driver replied, "Well, it's the one on fire."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A young man enters a bar and sees a beautiful lady at the counter. He moves closer to her and starts a conversation.

Man: "Hello beautiful..."

Woman: "Hi."

Man: "My name is Solomon."

Woman: "So?"

Man: "Lomon."

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posted by "Evans Boakye" |
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I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...

It's impeccable.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |