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A Musical Diagnosis
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Patient: "Doctor, all day I've been feeling like a mouth organ."

Dr: "That's funny, there was a lady in this morning with the same problem."

Patient: "Yep, that would have been our Monica."

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posted by "Craig H" |
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Always Behind Time
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Since I seem to always be late it was suggested that I buy a watch...

I haven't owned one for I don't know how long?

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posted by "barber7796" |
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A Late Clark Kent
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What do you call Clark Kent when he's very running late?

Super-delayed!

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "Dianna Sandora" |
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Hurdles
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I used to have a fear of hurdles...

But I got over it!

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Narvon7" |