Patient: "Doctor, all day I've been feeling like a mouth organ."
Dr: "That's funny, there was a lady in this morning with the same problem."
Patient: "Yep, that would have been our Monica."
Since I seem to always be late it was suggested that I buy a watch...
I haven't owned one for I don't know how long?
What do you call Clark Kent when he's very running late?
I used to have a fear of hurdles...
But I got over it!