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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter?

It's just going to go out again, anyway.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why did the little girl stick her thumb in a paint can each time she went outside to help her mom in the garden?

She just wanted to have a green thumb like her mother.

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posted by "Angela Whatley" |
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Two friends are chatting...

"I will give one million dollars to the person who will fulfill my wish."

"What is your wish?"

"That somebody would give me two million dollars."

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posted by "Ashok M Khanna" |
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Mom had just returned from shopping and was surveying the ghastly scene in the den. The family computer had been totally smashed into a dozen pieces.

"What happened to the PC?" she asked of her 14 year old son.

"That was dad's doing," he replied. "As usual he couldn't get it to do what he wanted. I told him to reboot it. That's exactly what he did."

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "Jim Shaw" |