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My uncle, a courtroom artist, was arrested last night.

At this posting, details are sketchy.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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A man was walking down the street stealing loads of garden gates...

No one said anything in case he took a fence!

1 votes

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posted by "raza" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

Wife: "Do you want to eat something?"

Me: "Maybe, what are the options?"

Wife: "Yes or no!"

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
2 votes

A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin.

The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tape player. “What music!” the violinist thought. A difficult piece, but played with such genius that it brought tears to his eyes. He listened spellbound to the entire recording.

“Madam,” he whispered, "is that your son?”

“No," she replied. “That’s Jascha Heifetz. But my son sounds just like him!”

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posted by "HENNE" |