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$25.00 won 8 votes

A group at a MENSA (IQ 150+) meeting were having lunch at a local restaurant when one noticed that the salt shaker was filled with pepper and the pepper shaker was filled with salt.

After a lengthy discussion they determined that they could swap the contents to match the correct shakers. All they needed was a straw and an empty saucer.

They called over their waitress (IQ much less than 150) and pointed out their concerns. Without hesitation she switched the lids, said "problem solved", and walked away from the now shocked and silenced Mensa table.

8 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
4 votes

Pedro - "Have you heard about Murphy's Law?"

Carlos - "Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

Pedro - "Cole's Law?

Carlos - "It's Julienne Cabbage in a Creamy Dressing."

4 votes

posted by "Ashok M Khanna" |
4 votes

What did one skunk say to the other skunk under the church building?

"Let us spray..."

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "pabob45" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day.

"Mmm hmm," replied Dave.

"Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"

5 votes

posted by "HENNE" |