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Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: A private tutor.

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What did the mother worm say to her son when he was late for dinner?

"Where IN Earth have you been?!?!"

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter?

It's just going to go out again, anyway.

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Why did the little girl stick her thumb in a paint can each time she went outside to help her mom in the garden?

She just wanted to have a green thumb like her mother.

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