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Favorite this joke If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!
Whenever asked, "How are you doing?"....
the gentleman, who was born in 1947, responds, "Pretty darn good, considering 72 years ago I couldn't walk."
Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.
As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who was truly a ravishing beauty said, "Oh, Mrs. Moore, I'm so happy to meet you. I'm your husband's new secretary."
Within a single heartbeat, my wife quietly intoned, "Oh, really? WERE you?"
The plumber is at the door carrying your new kitchen faucet and basin...
Let that sink in!
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