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If Jesus, was the son of Mary...

And Jesus is the “Lamb of God”...

Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I was six years old when my daddy took me for my first airplane ride.

We boarded the plane and I got the window seat. After a short while I turned to daddy and exclaimed, "Daddy! We're so high up all the cars on the freeway down there look like ants."

Daddy moved over and looked out the window. After a moment he smiled and said, "Those are ants my dear, we haven't taken off yet."

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"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you."

Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine. I'll take two."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Who cleans the ocean floor?

A Mer-Maid.

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posted by "Clown" |