Latest Jokes

JOHNNY: "Say Mom, was our baby sent down from heaven?"

MOTHER: "Yes, son."

JOHNNY: "I guess they like to have things quiet up there, huh?"

If snowmen can't ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?

Icicles!

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?

A: Because it was soda pressing.

What type of music do unpaid musicians play?

Baroque!