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What is the link between a dentist and a veterinarian?

They both work with K-9's!

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posted by "Angela Whatley" |
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If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Whenever asked, "How are you doing?"....

the gentleman, who was born in 1947, responds, "Pretty darn good, considering 72 years ago I couldn't walk."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Jolly Jim" |
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Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who was truly a ravishing beauty said, "Oh, Mrs. Moore, I'm so happy to meet you. I'm your husband's new secretary."

Within a single heartbeat, my wife quietly intoned, "Oh, really? WERE you?"

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |