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Why is it when I eat a 2 oz chocolate bar, I always gain a pound...

But when I choose NOT to eat the same bar, I don't lose a pound???

A woman comes home from a date rather sad. She tells her mother, "He proposed to me an hour ago."

"So why are you upset?" her mother asks.

"Because he also told me he's an atheist. He doesn't even believe there's a hell!"

Her mother replies, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."