The more I study,
The more I know.
The more I know,
The more I forget.
The more I forget,
The less I know.
So why study?
My mother taught me about religion...
"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"
What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your WEEDER!
Always follow your dreams!
Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.