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Favorite this joke Pedro - "Have you heard about Murphy's Law?"
Carlos - "Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
Pedro - "Cole's Law?
Carlos - "It's Julienne Cabbage in a Creamy Dressing."
What did one skunk say to the other skunk under the church building?
"Let us spray..."
"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day.
"Mmm hmm," replied Dave.
"Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"
A good speech needs a good beginning and a good ending...
... and they should be as close together as possible.
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