Since I seem to always be late it was suggested that I buy a watch...
I haven't owned one for I don't know how long?
What do you call Clark Kent when he's very running late?
I used to have a fear of hurdles...
But I got over it!
JOHNNY: "Say Mom, was our baby sent down from heaven?"
MOTHER: "Yes, son."
JOHNNY: "I guess they like to have things quiet up there, huh?"