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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first...

Your money or your feet!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
1 votes

My husband bought an exercise machine to help him shed a few pounds. He set it up in the basement but didn't use it much, so he moved it to the bedroom. It gathered dust there, too, so he put it in the living room.

Weeks later I asked how it was going. "I was right," he said. "I do get more exercise now. Every time I close the drapes, I have to walk around the machine."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "kellymario" |
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I wanted to donate blood today but they ask too many personal questions...

Like, "Whose blood is it?" and "Where did you get it?"....

6 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
5 votes

I am getting married for the 5th time...

Having been married 4 times before I can tell when it's right!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |