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What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

They know what it’s like to be stuffed and then jammed into a small place.

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posted by "Mary" |
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I recently stumbled upon my favorite new sports team...

It’s a woman’s bowling squad called, "I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter".

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posted by "stee" |
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At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student called in the middle of a flu epidemic to excuse her daughter from school.

"Is she in Paine or Hacking?" the school secretary asked.

"She feels fine," said the confused mom. "We have company and I'm keeping her home."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Now that 7 Eleven has been open for 24 hours for the past twenty thirty years or so, don't you think that they should rename the store to 24?

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |