Teacher: "Where did Abraham Lincoln live?"
Little Johnny: "At the Gettysburg Address."
My son thinks I set the bar too high for him as a child.
It seems like he never got over it.
Do you know why potatoes are never single in a bag?
Because they have a lot of buds.
Customer: "Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud."
Waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."