Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"
Son: "Soy milk."
Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"
I went into my local bookstore and asked for a book on turtles.
"Hardback?" the assistant asked.
"Yes," I replied, “with little heads too.”
If a gang of robbers dove into a swimming pool...
Would that cause a crime wave?
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.