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$10.00 won 4 votes

Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"

Son: "Soy milk."

Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I went into my local bookstore and asked for a book on turtles.

"Hardback?" the assistant asked.

"Yes," I replied, “with little heads too.”

6 votes

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

If a gang of robbers dove into a swimming pool...

Would that cause a crime wave?

5 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

3 votes

posted by "Christopher Liam" |