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There was a monkey sitting in a banana tree. He was very hungry. He knew that somewhere in the tree there was a magic banana, and that once he ate that banana, he wouldn't be hungry anymore.

He ate one banana. That wasn't it. He was still hungry. He ate another banana. That wasn't it either. He was still hungry.

Finally, after he ate his tenth banana, he wasn't hungry anymore. "I knew I'd find it," he said. "It's too bad that I didn't eat that one first. I wouldn't have to waste all those other bananas."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A patient complained to his doctor, “I’ve been to three other physicians, and none of them agreed with your diagnosis.”

The doctor calmly replied, “Just wait until the autopsy. Then we will see who was right."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What ten-letter word starts with G-A-S?

Automobile!

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posted by "catlover" |
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My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit.

I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions.

Instructions read: "Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |