I called the Doctor this week. I said, "Doctor, I think my wife is dead."
He replied, "What makes you think that?"
I said, "Well, the sex hasn't changed, but the dishes are building up."
You ever wonder, what happened to the first 6 “Ups”?
Older people say, "Age is just a number."
That's not true. Age is just a word.
Where can you find a bunch of religious leaders going to exercise?