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Knock, Knock...

Who's there?

Eureka!

Eureka who?

Eureka bad, man! Go take a shower!!!

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

"Tea, Rex?"

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I was choking on carrots and all I could think of was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me!"

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A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them, such as dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet.

She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog".

Steven raised his hand and said, "Sure Miss Jones. How about a 'collie' flower?"

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