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Surgery Kit
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Did you hear about the new surgery kit that lets the patients sew up his own incisions?

It's called Suture Yourself.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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When You See Dracula
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What do you do when you see Dracula?

You hope he doesn’t see you!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "williamsc1974" |
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My Young Daughter
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I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years.

"This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid.

"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.

"Because she's only three," I answered.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Christopher Liam" |
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Fruits and Vegetables
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A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!"

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "Christopher Liam" |