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$15.00 won 7 votes

As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system...

"If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five."

7 votes

posted by "Egbert" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

A man went into a bookstore and complained...

“I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"

The sales assistant said, “That’s because it has no spine.”

4 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change!”

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Adie Peter" |
6 votes

What is the difference between man and pig?

A pig can never be a man.

6 votes

posted by "Stojko" |