A sweater is a garment worn by a child...
When his mother feels chilly.
I just love it when you are at a play or movie theater and they make the announcement, "Please silence your cell phones..."
Why do they have to announce that?
I mean how many people are carrying around a landline phone?
My uncle, a courtroom artist, was arrested last night.
At this posting, details are sketchy.
A man was walking down the street stealing loads of garden gates...
No one said anything in case he took a fence!