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My wife asked me before going to the hairdressers, "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"

"A power cut" was apparently the wrong answer.

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"What have you had for breakfast?" I asked my wife on the first day of her diet.

"Eggs," she said.

"Scrambled or hard boiled?" I asked.

"No, Cadbury Creme," she replied.

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If everyone were employed...

Where would unemployment officers be?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A new celebrity restaurant chain is opening up nationwide. It is a partnership between Kareem Abdul Jabarr, Ryan Coffee, and Sugar Ray Leonard.

They're going to call it: "Coffee with Kareem and Sugar"

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posted by "wadejagz" |