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A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"

Several men stood up as the lights came on.

An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a nice girl?"


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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Friend: "Hey can you help me get tickets for the new Star Wars movie?"

Me: "Sure, I can lend you a Han!"

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posted by "Joanna" |
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Man in a bar tells his friend he does not believe in coincidences.

His friend said, “OMG, neither do I!”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Brinsley31" |
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "chandana" |