Latest Jokes

Why did the doctor carry out blood tests on the secretarial candidates?

So that he could eliminate type-O's.

One of my employees who was deeply involved in finishing a report for the upcoming board meeting received a call from his wife that had good news and bad news.

Because of the deadline he asked if she could just give him the good news. The wife replied "Okay, the good news is that the air bags work."

My youngest son asked me how old I was.

I answered, "39 and holding."

He thought for a moment and then asked, "But how old would you be if you let go?"