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What kind of pastry needs a thesaurus?

Synonym Rolls.

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posted by "Carl Rayedge" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her.

Trying to stay cool her mother asked, "How did that happen?"

Our daughter said, "It wasn't easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground."

9 votes

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posted by "barber7796" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

One morning my wife asked our four-year-old son, Jud, what he wanted for breakfast.

”Soup,” he said.

“Son, we don’t eat soup for breakfast. We eat soup for lunch. So what would you like for breakfast?”

“Lunch,” he replied.

5 votes

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news....

Good news: He had a parachute.

Bad News: It didnt work.

Good News: There was a haystack down below.

Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.

Good News: He missed the pitchfork.

Bad News: He missed the haystack.

8 votes

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posted by "outward" |