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One day at a local clinic, the doctor is outraged to see that he has no patients to examine. So he called his assistant to ask what happened.

His assistant replied, "I asked the patients if they are feeling okay, and they said 'no', so I told them to go home and get plenty of rest!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "ERS" |
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Google is so useless...

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was about 15,000 matches.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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"I get the feeling I'm going to get my old boss back again."

"I thought your old boss died?"

"He did die... and the company's going to the same place that he did!"

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
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posted by "WomenPower" |
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An actress who suffered from an inferiority complex was complaining to her psychiatrist. "I'm a nothing!" she cried. "I can't sing. I can't remember my lines. I can't dance, I can't even act. I really don't belong in show business."

"Why don't you quit?" the doctor asked.

"I can't," moaned the actress. "I'm a Star!"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |