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Why is it always a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?

Because you should never press your luck.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband.

"Do I look fat in this dress?" the wife asks.

"Do I look dumb in this shirt?" the husband replies.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD...

I could have sworn it was here a minute ago!

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posted by "Kelstar" |
3 votes

I once ate a dictionary...

Never again, I ended up with thesaurus throat I've ever had!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kelstar" |