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$8.00 won 8 votes

One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news....

Good news: He had a parachute.

Bad News: It didnt work.

Good News: There was a haystack down below.

Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.

Good News: He missed the pitchfork.

Bad News: He missed the haystack.

8 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "outward" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

Three seniors are out for a stroll.

One of them remarks, “It’s windy.”

Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday.”

The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |
3 votes

Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

The electrician...

The electrician who?

The electrician who you called earlier, I understand you’ve been having some problems with your door bell?

3 votes

posted by "Hunter Espinol" |
5 votes

I was wanting to fly my 82 year old mother, who has never flown to Chicago, for a visit.

"No way am I getting on an air plane," was mother's response.

I replied, "Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in the air."

Mother said, "I know, I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."

5 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |