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How do babies get their belly buttons?

When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The more I study,
The more I know.

The more I know,
The more I forget.

The more I forget,
The less I know.

So why study?

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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My mother taught me about religion...

"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your WEEDER!

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |