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The pastor was greeting folks at the door after the service. A woman said, “Father, that was a good sermon.”

The priest replied, “Oh, I have to give the credit to the Holy Spirit.”

“It wasn’t THAT good!” she said.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

1st customer: "I'll have tea."

2nd customer: "Me, too - and please make sure the glass is clean."

(The waiter exits, returns.)

Waiter: "Two teas. Who asked for the clean glass?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"

HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Lets just eat at home."

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posted by "RS" |
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!

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posted by "Kyoto" |