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I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night...

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta-sea.

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posted by "alexander" |
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When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers.

"Have you ever dealt with an attorney?" asked the plaintiff's lawyer.

"Yes. I had an attorney write my living trust," she responded.

"And how did that turn out?"

"I don't know," she said. "Ask me again after I go."

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posted by "aak" |
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Mother and daughter are having a bonding moment.

Daughter: Mommy can you differentiate the words terrible and horrible for me?

Mother: Sure dear. Remember when we went to the beach last week?

Daughter: Yes I remember.

Mother: While swimming, your dad was caught by rip current.

Daughter: Oh, that's terrible!

Mother: That's right.

Daughter: Mommy, what about horrible?

Mother: The wave brought him back to shore.

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My family wants me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes...

But I can't quit cold turkey!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |