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"Doctor, I think I'm a moth."

"It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist."

"I was on my way there when I saw your light on."

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posted by "Richard Felt" |
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"I'll have an H2O," says the first.

"I'll have an H2O too," says the second.

The second man dies.

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posted by "alexander" |
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A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to someone who was needy and down on his luck."

"Twenty whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. What did your husband say about it?"

"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?

When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

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posted by "HENNE" |