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Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane.

When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with her head held high.

A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this rushed up to the little old lady and said, "It's a miracle! You walked in bent in half and now you're walking erect. What did that doctor do?"

"Gave me a longer cane."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"Who dropped a wad of money with an elastic band around it?"

"I did!"

"Well, here's your elastic band."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years.

"When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Arriving home from work last night I saw that my son and daughter sat in silence. I asked what was wrong.

"Nothing's wrong, daddy," my daughter replied. "We're playing a game."

"What's the game?" I asked.

"Marriage," my son sighed.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Richard Felt" |