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A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer.

“What are you doing out at this time of night?” asked the officer.

“I’m going to a lecture,” said the drunk.

“And who’s going to be giving a lecture at this hour?”

“My wife.”

9 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

What kind of fuel does the king use in his castle?

He always uses one of the noble gases.

3 votes

posted by "Jim Shaw" |
4 votes

I used to run a dating agency for chickens...

But I was struggling to make hens meet!

4 votes

posted by "Kelstar" |
3 votes

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking. As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out. The man decides to go home.

As he's leaving, the man is approached by the barkeeper who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lying here, are ya?"

"Hmph," says the man. "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

3 votes

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posted by "J.B.RADLEY" |