What do Tic-Tacs say each other when they can't freshen someone's breath?
"It's time to bring in reinforce-mints!"
Why do humming birds hum?
Because they forgot the words.
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter!"
"Wow, I'm glad to hear that."
"Someday I intend on reading it as well."
"Come on now, a child of five could understand this!"
"I'll tell you what, why don't you go fetch me a child of five!"