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Great news, Mr. Bradley," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again."

"Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied.

"And just to prove it, I want you to stop by the mall on the way home and walk the length of the stores. You'll see that you'll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever."

"Oh, Doctor, what can I do to thank you?"

"Well," suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new TV."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A lion was walking in the jungle and met two men. One is sitting on a rock reading a book and the other is working at a typewriter.

The lion ate only one. Which one and why?

He ate the man reading the book because everyone knows that reader's digest and writer's cramp.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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In which bank doers Dracula like to save money?

In a blood bank!

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
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Magistrate: "What was he doing when you arrested him?"

Policeman: "He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor."

Magistrate: "That is no proof he has drunk."

Policeman: "Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there."

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posted by "RobertAlex" |