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Why is it when I eat a 2 oz chocolate bar, I always gain a pound...

But when I choose NOT to eat the same bar, I don't lose a pound???

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My new friend has a very Irish name...


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posted by "Jacob Kushner " |
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A woman comes home from a date rather sad. She tells her mother, "He proposed to me an hour ago."

"So why are you upset?" her mother asks.

"Because he also told me he's an atheist. He doesn't even believe there's a hell!"

Her mother replies, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family...

... in another city!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |