"What have you had for breakfast?" I asked my wife on the first day of her diet.
"Eggs," she said.
"Scrambled or hard boiled?" I asked.
"No, Cadbury Creme," she replied.
If everyone were employed...
Where would unemployment officers be?
A new celebrity restaurant chain is opening up nationwide. It is a partnership between Kareem Abdul Jabarr, Ryan Coffee, and Sugar Ray Leonard.
They're going to call it: "Coffee with Kareem and Sugar"
There is one big difference between genius and stupidity...
Genius has limits.