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Doctor: "You need new glasses."

Patient: "How do you know? I haven't told you what's wrong with me yet."

Doctor: "I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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One day at a local clinic, the doctor is outraged to see that he has no patients to examine. So he called his assistant to ask what happened.

His assistant replied, "I asked the patients if they are feeling okay, and they said 'no', so I told them to go home and get plenty of rest!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "ERS" |
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Google is so useless...

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was about 15,000 matches.

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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"I get the feeling I'm going to get my old boss back again."

"I thought your old boss died?"

"He did die... and the company's going to the same place that he did!"

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "WomenPower" |