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"I must have the worst job on earth."

"Why do you say that?"

"I work at the circus as a human cannon ball and I get fired every day."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "John Pinto" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

All my husband wanted was to pay for some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping him.

"I've got an idea," I said and pulled a tape measure out of my purse. I stepped over to one of the giant plasma-screen TVs and started to measure it.

Faster than you can say high definition, a young man came running over. "May I help you?" he asked breathlessly.

"Yes," I said. "I'd like to buy these batteries."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

Teacher: "Class, we'll have only half a day of school today morning."

Students: "Yaaayyy!"

Teacher: "We'll have the other half this afternoon."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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I am becoming increasingly worried and concerned....

Worried and concerned that there isn't enough anxiety in my life!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |