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Q: What do you call Cardi B on a treadmill?

A: Cardi O.

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posted by "Heandshenanigans" |
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The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive. "I was young, married and out of work," he lectured. "I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold it for a dime. The next day I bought two apples, polished them and sold them for ten cents each."

"I see," said the junior executive. "You kept reinvesting your money and grew a big business."

"No," said the CEO. "Then my wife's father died and left me a fortune."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?”

"He came from heaven, Johnny.”

“Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What is Econometrics?

It is the art of drawing a crooked line from an unproven assumption to a foregone conclusion.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |