Latest Jokes

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

Little Johnny turns up late for school one day and his teacher asks why.

Little Johnny responds, "It's snowing heavily outside, so every time I took one step forward, I slipped two steps back."

"Well, how did you make it to school then?"

Little Johnny sighs, "I got fed up, so I turned to go home."

How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful.