"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light-bulb?"
"That's an interesting question... how many do YOU think? And why are you asking?"
Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!
Interviewer: "What would you consider one of your strengths?"
Me: "I perform under pressure..."
Interviewer: "Can you get give me an example?"
Me: (deep breath) "Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu ba de PRESSURE, pushing down on me..."
Why is it when I eat a 2 oz chocolate bar, I always gain a pound...
But when I choose NOT to eat the same bar, I don't lose a pound???