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Favorite this joke A mother walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I would like vitamins for my son."
"Vitamin A, B or C?" the pharmacist asked.
It doesn't matter," the mother replied. "He can't read yet."
What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.
I know I need to build up my fitness with exercise and good health...
But at the same time my body is telling me no whey!
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