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Bea: I hate that snobby Sue. Because of her I lost a hundred fifty pounds!

Lucy: Wow! What did she do?

Bea: She stole my boyfriend.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Today we’re going to study about growing a garden. Take out your weeding books.

Today we’re going to study pigs. Does everyone has a pen?

Today I am going to put a new spin on computer learning. Take out your lap tops.

Today we’re going to talk about death. And this will be on your final exam.

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Govinda" |
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A father saw his son out in the backyard cleaning their homemade swing, a rubber tire hanging by a rope from a tree branch. The son was hosing it down, wiping it off, dusting out the inside.

The puzzled father went outside and said, “Son, I thought you were playing on the golf course with your friends this afternoon?”

"I was," replied the boy. "But the golf instructor said I needed to improve my swing."

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?

Little Johnny: Twelve.

Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure?

Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2....

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |