How do vampires start their letters?
"Tomb it may concern..."
I moved into a new neighborhood and put up an electric fence.
The next morning i found out my neighbor was dead against it.
Al: This looks like a joke I once told.
Bob: You can't see a joke, Al.
Al: You can once you get hit with tomatoes.
I found a method that I can drop an egg from 6 feet and have it not break...
Drop it from 7 feet! (It won't break those first 6 feet!)