She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. "I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? "she asked.
"Are you married?" asked the lawyer.
"Yes, I am."
"Then, "he replied, "you have ground."
What is the best way to save face?
To keep the lower part shut!
The recent volcano eruptions in Kilauea and Volcan de Fuego prompted representatives all over the globe to have an Earthquake Summit.
When San Adreas arrived everyone point fingers and said, "It's your fault!"
Today's session of The CONGRESS OF HYPOCHONDRIA has been cancelled...
Due to illness.