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$8.00 won 5 votes

Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied Judi, "as long as I can sell the car."

"Okay," said Judi's friend. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Judi, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied Judi, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Merkv814" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?

Luckily I’m in the other 5%!

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
2 votes
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“Everyone in the bus,” the bus driver shouted so he could close the live bus door and pull away from the curb.

“No,” a female voice called. “I’m not inside yet. Wait until I get my clothes on!”

Everyone in the bus turned to catch a glimpse of the woman. She finally managed to get on the bus—with a large basket of laundry.

2 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

Ford: It’s affordable so why not.

Dodge: Last forever because it’s always dodging the wrecks.

Ram: Built tough to withstand ramming stuff.

Chevy: Was really gonna be called “Heavy”, but was later decided on Chevy because it sounded better for a car company.

9 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "WarmanAndrew" |