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Favorite this joke A man said to a long-haul truck driver, "I'd love to drive a big rig," I said, "but I'd worry about falling asleep at the wheel."
"Here's a tip to stay awake," he offered. "Put a $100 bill in your left hand and hold it out the window."
“Where’s everyone going?” one chicken asked another as they ran along with the flock.
“The farmer said some men were going to lay a sidewalk out front, and we all want to see how they do it.”
What could possibly be smarter than a talking horse?
A spelling bee.
When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead.
You should have seen the Luke on her face!
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