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$5.00 won 4 votes

A wife talks to her husband with a sweet voice, “You look great in that dim light. You look just like Brad Pitt.”

Lifting his eyebrows, the husband asks, “And how do you know Brad Pitt?”

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "O H" |
3 votes

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"Excuse me?" the accountant said.

"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."

"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"

"I'll start you at eighty thousand."

"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"

"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."

3 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.

Finally, the children called her to come downstairs. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.

"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."

6 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity...

It’s about time!

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |