Latest Jokes

A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity.

So I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.

I was disappointed.

There was no plaque.

A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer and he hear a "Dear Harold."

At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, why did you call God 'Harold'?"

The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, 'Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name.'"

Wife: Darling, it was such a hard day. Would you tell me the three magical words that always make me so happy?

Husband: You are right.

Wife: Very funny, no, the other ones.

Husband: I was wrong.