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Barber, cutting a customer's hair: "Hmm, I see a few gray hairs."

Customer: "At the rate you're going, I'm not surprised."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Mr. Johnson: "Honey, it's been a while since the Worthingtons have been over for a visit."

Mrs. Johnson: "And I don't think they'll be back."

Mr. Johnson: "Really? Why?"

Mrs. Johnson: "You insulted Mrs. Worthington's cooking after that last potluck."

Mr. Johnson: "Honey, I never said she was a bad cook, I merely pointed out that since they'd been here, our garbage disposal had developed an ulcer."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently.

The government is still looking for the hacker.

I think they ran some where.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "I am innocent" |
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I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |