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Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.

It's the best thing for a hot dog.

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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If you don't know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming.

It's a huge Icebreaker.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Someone stole my car last night.

But before I called the police I had a thought.

"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "merk" |