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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

It depends on how many it took under the previous government.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

Robin came home from her first day commuting into the city. Noticing that Robin was looking a little peaked, her mom asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

"Not really," Robin replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."

"Poor dear," the mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"

"I couldn't," Robin replied, "there was no one there."

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

Every time a little boy went to a playmate’s house, he found the friend’s grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally his curiosity got the better of him.

“Why do you suppose your grandmother reads the Bible so much?” he asked.

“I’m not sure,” said his friend, “but I think she’s cramming for finals.”

1 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 1 votes
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I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away.

He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either.

I got tired of waiting and started looking up and down every aisle. I finally found them.

They were in Aisle C.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Susan Paetznick" |