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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive.

It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "I am innocent" |
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Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp!"

The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

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posted by "merk" |
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I remember the time when I was reminiscing my love life while cutting up an onion...

The onion cried.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My wife was shopping and sent me a picture of her in a dress she was thinking of buying and asked me, “Does this dress make me look big?”

I answered back, "Noooo..."

Autocorrect changed my answer, to “Moooo...”

Please send help!

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posted by "Louis" |