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Favorite this joke Little Johnny had left the house to meet his friends without asking his mother. Once he came home, his mother was not pleased.
"Johnny," she said, "if you wanted to go to the park with your friends, why didn't you come and ask me first?"
"Because," Johnny replied, "I wanted to go to the park with my friends."
A wife was a little guilty that her husband wasn’t very happy because she didn’t like to do anything and didn’t want to ever leave the house. With this in mind, while eating an apple, the wife suggested he seek out a Psychic to help him find fun.
Seeing him happy again a few weeks later she asked if her suggestion helped him at all. Her husband told her that her suggestion to seek out a “Side Chick” was very good!
Girlfriend: “Let’s go to Utah!”
Boyfriend: “Why Utah?”
Girlfriend: Because I’m Short and Utah!”
The inventor of the Morse code has sadly passed away.
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