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I remember the time when I was reminiscing my love life while cutting up an onion...

The onion cried.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My wife was shopping and sent me a picture of her in a dress she was thinking of buying and asked me, “Does this dress make me look big?”

I answered back, "Noooo..."

Autocorrect changed my answer, to “Moooo...”

Please send help!

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posted by "Louis" |
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My wife asked me what my favorite time to have sex was?

Apparently "when you're at work" was the wrong answer.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.

The instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, "A basketball coach?"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "merk" |