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If you don't know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming.

It's a huge Icebreaker.

Someone stole my car last night.

But before I called the police I had a thought.

"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"

If you were born in 1983 and remember Red Red Wine...

Then UB40

The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten.

"Johnny," the teacher asked, "where is the decimal point now?"

"On the eraser!" came back the quick reply.