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Favorite this joke Joe: "I still remember what my grandpa said when he kicked the bucket."
Moe: "What did he say?"
Joe: "He said, 'How far do you think I can kick this bucket?'"
Harry: "I've just discovered oil."
Harriet: "Oh, how wonderful, now we can afford a new car! Now, where did you find it?"
Harry: "Leaking from our old car."
I just phoned the Police, because someone broke into my home and released thousands of house flies in it...
They're sending out the swat team!
Little Johnny's mother was baking cookies one day. As she began to put a new batch in the oven, she suddenly noticed Johnny staring at the already baked cookies lying on the table.
"Johnny," she said. "Are you trying to take a cookie?"
"No," Johnny replied. "I'm trying not to."
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