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Grumpy Old Man to his wife: "Why didn't any of the books I donated sell at the church rummage sale?"

His wife: "I'm thinking it may have gone better if you hadn't torn out the pages you didn't like."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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In the public library, a man with his new library card questioned the pretty librarian.

“Do you mean to say,” he asked, “that with this card I may take out any book I want?”

“Yes,” she answered.

“And may I take out record albums, too?”

“Yes, you may.”

“May I take you out?” he ventured.

Drawing herself up to her full height, she replied, “The librarians, sir, are for reference only.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel...

It's a sound investment.

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CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name.

So I called her Bluff.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "aod318" |