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$9.00 won 3 votes

Compact disc manufacturers were worried about music industry plans to phase out CDs and bring back LPs. Defending the threat to their livelihood, the CD manufacturers took their case to court, where the judge listened patiently to a lengthy debate about the relative merits of CDs and LPs.

After weighing up the various arguments, the judge ruled in favor of LPs.

The CD manufacturers were furious. “Do we have no right of appeal?” they demanded.

“I’m afraid not,” said their lawyer. “The judge’s decision is vinyl.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
3 votes

Michigan Lawyer: "Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?"

Barney: "No sir. I ain't got no money, but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!"

Lawyer: "Well you can raise money on that. Now let's see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?"

Barney: "A 1928 Ford Car."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.

Little Johnny: That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.

Little Mary: But, what I found was two ten-cent coins!

Little Johnny: That's it. I heard it break when it hit the ground.

6 votes

posted by "Benjones" |
$50.00 won 4 votes

His request approved, the news photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let’s go!"

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I’m a photographer for cable news," he responded, "and I need to get some close up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, ‘So, what you’re telling me, is… you’re NOT my flight instructor?"

4 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |