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Bank Withdrawal
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I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400. I said, "I'd like large bills, please."

She looked at me, confused, and said, "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Eagle in Handcuffs
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Why was the eagle in handcuffs?

The police thought he was a flight risk!

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Hybrid Man
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Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Mental Capacity
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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’80’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |