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Favorite this joke I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”
Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo.
Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Daddy," Benny said finally, "if the lion got out of his cage and ate you up..."
"Yes, son?" Benny's father said expectantly.
Benny continued, "What bus should I take home?
A man called up a bird store the other day and said, "Send me 30,000 cockroaches at once!"
"What in heaven's name do you want with 30,000 cockroaches?"
"Well," replied the householder, "I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises here in exactly the same condition in which I found them."
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," he explained. "It took us awhile to find a new pilot."
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