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Favorite this joke WCBS Newsradio880 anchor on how quickly the temperature dropped in NYC Tuesday:
"Someone said, 'The temperature fell from 90 to 55 so quickly, it was as if it saw a state trooper!'"
Child: "Mom, can I go out to play?"
Mom: "What? With those holes in your pants?"
Child: (looking down at his pants) "No, with the kids next door..."
A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"
"I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the same thing?"
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any responses to your ad that you're looking for a night watchman?"
"Yeah, we got robbed last night."
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