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Favorite this joke What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie-talkie.
Some men were swapping stories about their war experiences. One fellow who had been in the Foreign Legion was saying, "There we were, it was night, the odds were 1,000 to 3. We didn't know what to do."
"Well, what did you do?" another asked.
"When morning came, we charged and got all three of them!"
Buy your thermometers in the wintertime...
They're much lower then.
Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike!
Hospital officials say they will find out what the doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs.
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